Inappropriate

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." -Juan Ramon Jiminez

Monday, December 13, 2004

Happy Anniversary

What once began as a simple endeavor to (1) make people feel bad about their lonely xangas (which has obvious been completed and is being maintained) and to (2) “scratch that, there is no point,” has grown into an international effort to combat the hordes of aliens attacking Earth and attempting to infiltrate the governments of the world at the highest levels in an ultimate attempt to subjugate the human race into mutated beings existing as nothing more than free labor and a healthy part of their balanced diets. We have learned to use their own technology against them, and, by infiltrating their own installations here on Earth which take refuge in the nations of compromised governments that have removed funding from the project and capturing their leaders, we have discovered that ultimate victory will take us on the offensive, to Mars. Within the walls of an ancient structure in the Cydonia region, buried in ancient tombs which have been forgotton long before the dawn of man, an ancient alien evil stirs, controlling all that which bears down upon us.

Happy one year to us here at Inappropriate, with a capital ‘I’.

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