"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." -Juan Ramon Jiminez

Monday, October 04, 2004

Magneto has AIDS

So I just wrote four pages for sociology. Yea, and Weaver doesn't even teach it anymore, he needs a new knee.

Gentlemen: We can rebuild him. [cut to fast-forward animation of Weaver running] Better than he was before. [pan down to Weaver in a dentist chair, eyes closed, in a perfectly white room]
Better. [as pan completes]
Stronger. [Weaver begins breathing]
Faster. [As the music swells, Weaver eerily opens his eyes]

So now Mr. Natielo, of sixth grade fame, is teaching it. Dude, this is great.
And ebay owes me some swords, dammit. Justice must be served...!


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