Male-Friendly Lesbian, Angry Dyke, Santa, The Easter Bunny

As Wheat Thins are being eaten, somewhere I'm smiling in the dark teeheee.

So today Sarah believes in Santa Claus. She said lesbians weren't real. She said Santa isn't real. I stood tall above her and told her to never say things like that.

Later, she changed her mind and left with a scarlet face.

I say this not to remember, but not to forget 'cause she got owned hahahahhahahahahahahah


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like I forgot my locker combo. Damn.